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Chick, get 'em outta here! Get 'em off the rig now!
Grace?
He doesn't know how to fail.
and that is our courage.
Well I’ll give you two guesses But you’re only gonna need one
Hey, you guys should take a break and come up and see this.
I don't think that I did the right thing with you.
None of them wanna pay taxes again.
What's your Contingency plan? NO WE DO NOT HAVE A BACKUP PLAN
- What does that mean? - What the hell's secondary protocol?
All right. I'm coming through. We have contact. Over.
Is this good or bad
Basically the worst parts of the Bible.
Come on, God.
Look we got front row tickets to the end of the earth
The oxidizer loading is complete. Independence on the bridge.
I'm Dan Truman, Executive Director here.
We are at site coordinates approximately 15H32.
Bogies are breachin' the atmosphere from Finland down the North American seaboard.
That's your fuel. Then you'll release...
I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group,
- Houston, do you copy? - Is everyone good to go?
- Sharp, you all right? - I'm okay.
You know how much diesel that clunker boat pumps out an hour?
Mayday, Freedom, mayday! We are out of control! We are going down!
And he doesn’t want to pay taxes again... ever.
Bear, come on. Get on our team for a little bit.
Who's Harry Stamper?
We gotta come up with something realistic here. We got 18 days.
While I don't share his enthusiasm, you know me.
There's a potentially huge security risk. What if they talk?
It’s the size of Texas, Mr. President
Enough of this SweetCream horse shiat!
That's why I Told you Touch Nothing!
Oh, that's just perfect. In bed. Get up!
No spacewalkin', no crazy astronaut stuff.
Hi, Harry!
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Bring that piece on in, Bear.
What the hell is that?
Well I'm only the best cause I work with the best!
Yeah, one more thing.
WHEN THE BOSS SAYS YOU CAN CLOCK OUT YEAH! FINALLY...WE CAN GO HOME
I thought you said you couldn't trust him.
8 whole months Change it to 4 months and you get the idea...
So if you watch 200, you call for Lev, on, and you see here number one. Off.
Sir, I need you to cease and desist. I need your terminal... now.
Suck it up
that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster
Almost got it.
All right, General, I'll go with you, on one condition.
You swear on your daughter's life, on my family's,
I wanted to say
I'm gonna twist ya.
Yes, sir. Our first feasibility plan was to use a spreadfocus laser generator...
- Two girls. - Wouldn't you like to spend tomorrow with your girls?
Chew this iron bitch up
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Lance will do it. He doesn't know how to fail.
Let's just say, no more than you are. Thanks, Vic.
I was just passin' by on the, uh...
Oh, my God! Sharp! Get back here now!
That's like... That's like 11 words or something.
This is Kimsey. Yes, sir.
Guess I can't let you go up there alone.
- Yes, and what's that mean? - I don't know.
Colonel Sharp! Get this strapped up. I'll be right back. Colonel Sharp!
You are fired tomorrow morning.
And this is Harry tellin' me I can't marry his daughter.
You do that, and the remaining pieces of rock...
- Outta my way, boys! - Rockhound!
never do that again.
What the hell is this? "Zero depth"?
That man's a salesman.
- What the hell's the matter with you, Rockhound? Goddamn! - This is insane.
Seat it.
I Know The President's Chief Scientific Advisor. We Were At MIT Together.
Come and get Martin!
We need you to prep the team we're sending up.
- Tranny looks good, Harry. - All right. Take it outta there.
if you'll calm down just a little bit.
Wants 'em wiped off his record.
Who do we have to thank for this? I'll give you two guesses.
Excuse me! Am I wearing a sign that says, "Karl's Slave"?
Houston! Houston, we are going down! We have lost control!
No, the trigger's dead. It must've gotten damaged during the rock storm.
Let me tell you something, fellas.
- Aah! Aah! - Hurry! Hurry!
- CAPCOM Independence. - Go flight.
Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is.
We got a collection agent for the mob.
No! They got the fire sealed in the fuel pod.
- Come on down, A.J. I got this, man. - Let's go!
I take it you're not alerting everyone like this.
She's gettin' curious about her body, and she's exploring her sexuality. You know what?
Oh, so did I.
Hold up here, Bear.
- What do you mean, "this isn't normal"? - This is way worse!
When we’ve been getting ready for pineville And someone ask what we’re bringing
poof your wife's gonna be opening your ketchup bottles the rest of your life.
Is anyone else alive? Somebody, help me!
That is a very powerful sedative.
Thank you, Harry.
Uh Guys!
Go easy on me, okay? It's my first time.
And don't talk like you're not comin' back.
When we're on that rocket, you gotta do what I say.
Well I’ll give you two guesses But you’ll
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Just tell Grace that, uh
Heads up, everybody. They're ours now.
Countdown clock will hold at T minus 20 minutes and...
- No! - Go! Go!
36,000 *total* fans?
I want to go shopping!! Me too! But this a PANDEMIC!
Let's get the remote satellite. We'll get better reception up there.
Check main switch. Uh, this could be a little bit of a problem.
Those men in that room have zero tolerance for showin' off, hot doggin',
Unpack the Judge!
They're all peaked, like we're plugged into some magnetic field.
We are cooking Houston!
Evac now! Let's go! Let's go!
Let’s say 50/50
What do I mean? I mean we've lost communication to mission control.
Oh my god, this is it.
Give me a projected impact. East Asia, 11 minutes.
Ride 'em, cowboy! Yippeekaiyo, kaiyay!
MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH GOD AJ!
Well, at least they're in good spirits.
creating a suffocating blanket of dust...
Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be here
We're Suing, We're Not. Make Up Your Minds.
Can you get me outta here, please, Lev? Thank you.
- Yeah, we're astronauts! - Yeah, we're all astronauts.
- You can't control my life! - Fine. Clothes. Now!
Look at that!
Lemme outta here, will ya? Just tryin' to have some fun before I die!
You can't come around like this. The court says you can't.
I thought you said I could.
Nothing would survive. Not even bacteria.
You can explain that? I can.
Lev! Can anybody hear me? Guys? Hello, guys!
Not really. Since when?
WE CANNOT USE YOUR "IT PERSONNEL ONLY" BUILD TIME POWERPOINT
Where's A.J.?
We're maxed at 22,500!
She left us both.
I think I know who and what she is, okay?
- You don't want none of this. - Get out of my way.
Aah!
Come on back! No, wait! The door is broken!
Now, the Russian space station has fired her rockets
- We're not lookin' too good right now. - No shit.
A.J.'ll be running the drill team with Oscar, Bear and Noonan on the Independence.
That'll put some hair on your ass.
- Okay, I want to know everything we can about that location. - Got it.
- We're even heavy one cosmonaut. - They got 90 percent of their fuel.
- Oh, oh, baby, no, no. No, no! - Bye-bye, little astronaut.
I, um, I lied to you, too,
Prepare the world for bad news.
Begging your Pardon, Sir But it's a big ass game
thermographics indicated that grid 9 was compressed iron ferrite.
Whoa!
Mayday, mayday!
Somebody could've got killed out here today. You want that on your conscience?
It's gonna be all right, Grace.
Oh, Jesus. Damn it.
I'll draw. Let's draw.
and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts
Well, this was a real good idea.
TEST TEST
Houston, you gotta see this to believe it.
- How long you work for me? - Five wonderful years.
It’s all wrong man, we shouldn’t even be here...
my job is to train you to deal with the mental and physical rigors of working in space...
I want every strategy we've got on nearEarth object collision.