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You're not bad, either.
(CLEARING THROAT) So, if you have...
Yes.
But I can't say that it's impossible.
I know. I meant I'd be happy for them.
How many Indian CEOs can you think of?
What I'm offering is a ticket on a bullet train straight to middle management.
(SCOFFS)
I think you should consider applying for the executive minority training program.
You know what? I should be getting this client, Michael.
Indian guys always wear their cell phones outside their pants. It's so dorky.
If she says no, then she is not interested.
Maybe she's just pushing her breasts together to make them look bigger.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
(SCOFFS) It doesn't just sound "aite," it sounds amazing.
We're thinking more ethnic and racial minorities.
In my 20s, it would've been annoying.
snake-charming, beds of nails, I like lying...
You have some ancestors in common somewhere back.
"obtaining..." Blah-de-blah-de-blah.
Yo soy Cancun.
Thank you, Dwight. Oh.
We're not going to cross her, no matter how good the program is.
Can't really trust my feelings anymore.
Or a Chinese-German hybrid.
Was it professional? No.
911, hello. Scranton Strangler's in the house.
They're going to be pretty pleased in Tallahassee