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♪ Oh, his face looks like a railroad map ♪
Oh, but there are no bullets in it, are there?
♪ Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring ♪
You're the only one who makes my life bearable.
Do you know how to take it off?
is make fun of pop culture by twisting it
How would we explain it half-eaten?
You know, today started as a really nice outing,
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(bleep)
And for the rest of the hour, we'd like to treat you
I can't finish!
at the end of the workday.
(gagging, coughing)
You're... you're serious.
Are you sure it's not a sexual thing?
but as usual, you had to ruin it.
What are you doing?
It's a first edition.
♪ All the things that make us ♪
I'll wear my snazziest duds.
♪ They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head ♪
Try what?
but I, I like this, too.
(whispers): I'm gonna wrap this up so quickly.
I will! I'll blow your (bleep) head off!
♪ And he never taught me anything ♪
Brian, I've missed so much.
So, you're right; I guess I am a moron.
It's just, I don't know...
Hey, you started this whole thing.
I care a great deal about you.
Hey, Bri?
That really hurt.
takes over Pewterschmidt Industries.
♪ The baldness gene was cause for dread ♪
Ah, don't do it right here!
Oh, yuck. What happened to my ear?
2 x 3 x 3 x 7 x 13 x 13 = 1638
Featuring the last known recording
Yeah, this isn't so bad, right?
Are you trying to hurt me?
I, I, I'm...
♪ "Wow, you must really be cool" ♪
Oh, startin' to... startin' to feel that.
First you have to say that you'll do it
You idiot!
Yeah, you should start wrapping your brain around that, too.
No, no, no, no, not at all, Stewie, no.
Oh, and just do me a favor
In us, you know? It's like I can't not do it.
I have things.
'cause I-I-I actually did a really good job.
♪ You've got a lot to see ♪
and not looking toward the past or the future?
Why do I...? Why am I such a people pleaser, you know?
You can have... um...
Brian!
it would look cool.
the best parts out of everything.
No! No!
So... yeah.
Well, I could save you the embarrassment
Jenny Craig, can you believe? Only 220 calories.
I'm uncomfortable. You have to change me.
Babies aren't supposed to have liquor.
I wouldn't be standing here right now
I'm not gonna be able to stay like this