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Can't I'm eating AstraZeneca candy bar No let's watch Adventure Time the stupid tree Phineas and Ferb get pulled over by a tree
You've gotta be kidding me.
What are you talking about?
W-We would still be faced
I don't like strawberry yogurt.
Besides, if you shot me,
until tomorrow, Brian; we both know that.
Just callin' it like I see it.
You know, it's the one time I ever splurged on myself,
Now, you promised you'd hear me out.
I-I don't know-- it just... it ruins it for me.
We don't... Wait.
(sniffles)
There's not gonna be any trouble
Okay, well, I can't be in a soiled diaper
I suppose.
If you ever...
And did she get to see all those things you sang about?
This will take one second,
(sighs)
What are you talking about? There's nothing left.
I don't think it's gonna close.
This, this... You know what else?
♪ You've still got a hell of a lot to see ♪
Yeah, I would know if you were using me.
we heard the FCC people liked it.
I was gonna take it home,
I was saving it for my last drink.
I don't really care for anybody else. Just you.
full of neighbors who look out for each other
Well, you might as well get used to it.
Really?
Oh, definitely. Definitely, man.
♪ Once more for a pepper-upper ♪
(both grunting)
No, that's not what I said. That's what you're saying.
Sorry-- legal said no to all of it.
I'm not changing you.
of Michael Jackson, here is...
Just tell me. Come on.
Such beautiful lessons.
Well, then I'll be forced to shoot you.
Thank you. What are you doing?!
♪ If God created us ♪
the greatest thing we've ever done.
I don't know.
You have a dead bird in there?
I can't leave you like this.
You want one? YAH! YAH! GIMME!
what the hell, right?
But those FCC bozos liked the song.
Live with purpose, you know?
(indistinct attering)
Well, I'm-I'm sorry.
This is like the closest I've ever felt to you.
There's lots of things you may have missed.
Well, you're the... only person I've ever told this to.
(sighs)
so the hole won't close?
She gets all up in my biznatch with those. No, no way.
I use you, man.
except there aren't any bullets in this gun.
(breathing deeply)
I hope he's not Mexican.
Oh, by God, there... there it goes.
You know, I really don't want to talk about this with you, Stewie.
David Copperfield.
So vibrant, full of life.
I could get really sick.
But I want to know.
Brian, you rock.
Yeah, you know how to move.
♪ Look how important he is ♪
We hope you enjoyed our very special episode.
How is that selfish?