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Well, ladies and gentlemen, now that we've had our fun,
* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *
No!
Oh, my God! Somebody stabbed the groom!
Okay, I want the deets, like, yesterday.
I sound just like Steven Tyler
about how I'm too handsome to work at a brewery,
How you holding up, buddy?
But listen, I-I want you guys to roast me.
Peter, we're eating. Just tell us what color it was and be done with it.
Oh, I don't know about that, Jamie. Pigs eat slop, Lois only cooks it.
This just in... is what Peter had to say to his wife on their wedding night,
We were never not friends, you idiot.
If I have cancer, we're all going to Brazil.
* Yeah *
Well, I'm not thrilled, but I understand what it's like to be friends with women.
Yesterday, Karen laughed so hard she popped a button on her jeans.
You know, Peter's challenging the stereotype
It's green, so it probably makes something go.
D-Do you maybe have room for one more?
Maybe I got to find friends who can't make fun of my appearance
* With love we'll find a way *
I thought we were gonna go after Becca.
like some kind of Midwestern teenager.
Andrea, y-you set a place for Jiminy again.
* You make the night *
or like a short section of one musical recording
Okay, yeah, I got something to say.
Says so right here on my driver's license.
Yeah, but I'm talking about the kind of friend
What?! Don't you think that's a little dangerous?
Hey, bro!
Man, I want to beat you with so many things around here.