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I have a beautiful voice
You asked them to make fun of you.
Damn it, Lois, you stepped on my punch line!
and maybe a gross microwaved sandwich.
* Laugh and cry *
and when Family Guy gave me the opportunity to shoot it,
You got it, mister.
You said we were having Italian?
Ladies and gentlemen and people who have wandered in
Look, the thing is, me and my new girlfriends,
Peter, Lois is your wife. You should be defending her,
Hey... Robert.
Lois tried to give CPR to a kid at a wedding once, and when she knelt down,
Peter's so ugly, he couldn't get raped in our holding cell down at the station.
Peter, I'm your conscience, Jiminy Cricket.
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
* Out on the streets *
Oh, yeah, it cracks up the ladies.
Lois, you were right. Those women were talking about me.
* But where are those good old-fashioned values *
He doesn't look that much like me.
Well, what about funny news? Did they invent that?
What should we do? Oh, I got a few ideas.
Geez, I'm going, like, 95.
I've been thinking.
We could turn to channel 875 and watch Conan.
* Just give it time *
Hey, Lois?
Did you gals hear about Allie Gallagher?
I think she meant me.
Wait, i-is that the same Number Six that had sex with Dr. Baltar?
Oh, dear. What did they say?
If it doesn't go perfectly, she'll be crushed.
Maybe I'm just not meant to find a new group of friends.
Oh, we're gonna ruin so many people's evenings!
Oh, that's easy. Her daughter Emily is a competitive diver.
and let you guys talk about whatever you're gonna talk about.
On account of my buddies all being nasty sons of bitches,