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Just like I figured out who was stealing my lunch at work.
Like a panda bear on a bed full of pillows.
She let Alan Ackerman smack her in the back
You know, as Lois's father, I hate the thought of her having sex with Peter.
What? So... you're not mad?
Yes! Uh, stunning.
And if you're willing, I'd like to be friends with you guys again.
Oh, I love it. I love it.
That's what women do.
Lois was right.
You and I will get revenge on those bitches lady-style.
until I've had my morning coffee, 'cause it's like I can't even deal.
Great. And you fellas shouldn't pull any punches.
That's ridiculous. Why would I cut my own...
Huh, all right, that could be fun.
Because men might punch you in the gut and call you a fat idiot,
Oh, my God. Phil?
Yeah, and then I realized I'm not good at making fettuccine Alfredo,
Like when we watched Battlestar Galactica together.
People come, people go. I didn't give no mind.
Why not? You're gonna make me say it?
What are you talking about? I'm six-two.
For those of you who don't know,
Well, they centralized it, that we know.
I'm sure they talk trash about you behind your back.
Oh, I understand. That lunch didn't have your name on it,
Now, what's the most important thing in her life?
Okay, so get a lead pipe and bust this girl's kneecaps.
That's right, I want to be the man of the hour.