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Besides, I got to get this little man in the tub.
Hey, it's cool you got the keys to the school,
from the Chinese wedding next door,
2 x 3 x 13 x 73 = 5694
And so do I!
I'm just gabbing with the girls.
so she knew it was actually happening.
They are making fun of me behind my back.
Like those two bearded dwarves walking across the street there.
I know. "Fee-Fi-fo-fum!" Right?
Yeah, it was supposed to be fun, but it was humiliating.
with this guy she met a few nights ago.
Wait, you mean Comedy Central didn't invent those? No.
Hey! You requesting a song or ordering some sliced meat?
I don't know anything you don't.
Now let me just pay the busboy and we can get out of here.
Roasted!
I'm hiding from the zoo. They want me to have a baby.
You know what, hold on. I'll just ask your teenage daughter.
Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say
with his tallywhacker behind the snack shack.
Ah! I knew he didn't understand the plan!
That's what a rooster says, not a wolf!
Hi, I'm Professor Comedy.
Two chair jokes in the same monologue. Sloppy.
Hello? Peter, where are you?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo" is a passion project I'd been mulling over for years,
I don't know, I-I don't seem to fit in anywhere.
N-Not really. But they invented comedy.
Man, look at these people. They don't breathe.
Wh-What is "this"?
Um, her dumper?
Peter's got a small penis, but, hey, nothing grows in the shade.
Peter gave me a beer that tasted funny, and when I woke up,
Lift with the legs, right fellas?
Hey, buddy, want to get high?