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So wait. Do we do that spin around thing on the last beat?
Let's see, Helen Keller was blind and deaf.
During my years on Broadway I worked with a turkey
I can't write the lyrics for the third act. Nothing's coming to me!
I'm heading up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind
I would swear it on my life Your play shall want for nothing
Gobbles. Gobbles!
for when Helen Keller's pet turkey jumps through the hoop of fire!
You're going to be brilliant, you sexy, gorgeous turkey.
Timmy! We got a breakfast! Time to come down!!
- Wow! - Her feathers are beautiful!
Alright. Jakey!
GOBBLES… …Timmy.
Come on! Move it!
There we go. Good.
-Come on! What? -He wanted to any advice.
Really, you didn't think so? Water, Helen... wa-a-a-a-a-ter!
All right, all right. Just get your turkey to stop crapping
Free Birds!
Speak to me, Dr Hawking. Let me be your… voice.
Gobbles, no...!
Gobbles, huh!
All right! Places everybody! Bring in the turkey!
Speak to me, Humpty... let me be your voice.
All right, everybody, let's take our places!
-I mean, how hard can that be? -Oh, nothing.
Their play is titled Thanksgiving - Mon Ami.
- Timmy? - Union mafia bastards!
The only way for that turkey to avoid years of torture is for you to let him go,
She did it! She did it! Water, water, water!
Water, Helen! Water!
by a stage light, but I didn't do anything else. I'm not an asshole.
Turkey shoot!
Oh, thank God you're all right, kid. It was an accident, I swear!