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God!
I cannot walk another step with my Louboutin heels.
Get rid of this guy. He looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Your I live three miles from the White House,
Please, Jonah. I'm begging. Please.
Mister, where's your mule?
Jonah, please. I'm begging you. I'm begging you.
Yes, fantastic!
go live in Oregon and make quilts with my mother. She could use the help.
'Leash, you cannot go home.
we gotta get rid of the Sensitive New York Fitness Guy, and then
Oh. Whatever it is I'm selling, he is not buying.
Hi, darling! Is this your baby girl?
No, they don't!
- Hey, you're Alicia Bryce, right? - Who wants to know?
- Okay. I'm a single mom. Mm-hmm.
- That's a little distracting. - Yeah, it is. It's distracting.
Wait a minute.
Goodness, how delicious, eating goober peas...
My website is Ryantology.net and I'm a storyteller.
- Okay? - Well... maybe you don't have him.
- Uh-huh! - Hi, sweetie!
But another pleasure more enchantinger than these
Do you understand that? I am letting them do that!
You can stick your hand up my ass and work my mouth?
I need Foster Mom and Heroic Restaurateur
is if I become the daughter of the next President
I have a six-year-old daughter named Halo.
This could help a little bit. Why don't you take one of these?
- Child Care has been axed. - What?
It's like her fucking head's gonna spin around.
- Hi, Ame. - I'm gonna pass you onto Alicia, ma'am.
Okay, sweetheart. Don't get your panties all up in a wad.
Moo!
I'm appealing to your better nature.
Sue, where's Catherine?
Blah blah blah, I am running.
You need to dump Alicia... sensitively.
Guys, guys, everything here is sacred.