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I’ve got two tickets to hell
Narcolepsy. Probably.
How did she...
I said you wouldn't be disappointed.
Oh, I just get those at any party supply place.
Cindy! Cindy.
Yes.
Or, as my ex might say,
Bros Before Hoes
Fudge. Double fudge.
He's dead.
Okay.
Ah, narcolepsy
It hurts my arms.
JIM: Yep, looks like the Scranton people and the Stamford people
All right, Stanley! Good choice!
Hey. I can't concentrate when I know you're in pain, man.
(MAN SINGING ON COMPUTER) You touched my heart you touched my soul
Welcome, Hannah!
Wow. I am so sorry.
I marked her arm.
Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!
Well, get it out of here.
You changed my life and all my goals
Did Michael give you permission to do this?
As ranking number three in this office, I am order...
Copy, possum. What's your 20?
Okay. It's pretty much the same thing.
I have determined that this committee is valid.
PACK YOUR BAGS FOR THE TANK RAID TONIGHT.
Then suddenly she's not your ho no mo'!
And it's all-inclusive.
he promised he'd never, ever tell.
I don't walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack!
I do!
for a can of expensive goose grease.
Oh, Pam, take a chill pill.
Are we going to cancel Hanukkah as well?
Yeah, but we don't have a power cord.
Oh, look at this.
We having a party.
I got goosebumps.
Let's go to the break room! ANGELA: Excuse me!
Pam and Karen,
that Stevie Wonder doesn't love his wife
I...
MICHAEL: It hurts.
Sorry to interrupt.
That Roger is one Smart Cookie…
Not as much as I need a moment alone with you.
I mean, it's not like she's ever done anything to me.
What is this?
they wanted you to do in bed that were...
And break 'em
No, I get it. Of course. Okay.
Wow. Win-win.
I can't hear what you're saying.
It hurts my heart.
I don't know. Average kind.
And you were nothing but great to your ho,
Right, and if you're interested in the way-more-fun party,
This party blows, so we're gonna leave.
And then suddenly ... they're not yo' member institutions no mo'.
"Ski-eason's Greetings."
The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor.
I really liked your karaoke idea.
into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids
Hooters?
and we haven't talked in 16 years
This is more like a...
Don't push it.
Each year we have a Christmas raffle...
Nothing here to distract myself with anyway.
It's a bold move to Photoshop yourself
Okay.
Narcolepsy Probably
Amicably.
Swim in a big sea
I have a very important announcement to make about your paychecks.
then what am I doing?
I hear Angela's party will have double-fudge brownies.
Nah, I have school.
I love steak. I love it!
Also, I would like to inform you