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$10,000.
It's linked to my bank account.
(gasps)
No one has ever met him.
This ultimate betrayal
Then only one man can write the rap
I need my quince!
♪ You're Hufflepuff, I'm Slytherin ♪
Okay. How many bags?
Ow, ow!
He's the richest man in town.
He said, "The laziest way to tell a story
♪ He took that name Tang Clan from me ♪
I now drop "Choke on Diss," aka "Rhyme Crime,"
I stewed it from flowers left on graves.
(chuckles)
No, no, not a felt-tip. Oh! It'll smudge.
I swear on the squid beak of Lord Cthulhu
Fortunes were won and lost at my tables.
That's way worse.
#amy and Amy #kif and skyscraper center #scruffy and gujdara gourmet Barbara coffee #robot fry and city tower
♪ I seen Jay G pimp, lie and rob ♪
Okay, I need to bail on the Kravises' freeze tag thing.
(guests groaning)
♪ Now you just a bad joke ♪
(laughing): Oh, I did.
His dad runs BlackLake Investments.
We're about to die, fool.
You let me worry about the nuclear plant.
wanting to keep their wives busy.
Praline brought in an all-star lineup
So?
Don't you worry. A posse's loyalty is forever.
Biden Oh, he tripped over a dog.
Noice.
(music continues in distance)
♪ 'Cause we're all from the same celestial mother ♪
they just needed a place for their friends to wander into,
of Jay G's enemies to lend their hatred
♪ I ain't got no money ♪
Mm, let's not do this tomorrow.
- You're not invited. - To what?
coproduced a failed revenge rap,
"There are no second acts in American lives."
Because I know you're so loyal to me,
rhubarb, pineapple.
(groans)
I'm hungry! (STOMACH GROWLING)
Are you going to the Allens'
I don't care if Mr. Burns doesn't own
(gasps)
But I want to, um, hang out.
is the ability to hold two opposing ideas
Yeah, a little.
So, in South Central Springfield in the '90s,
Oh, man, that's heavy.
Oh, fine. You can fetch the ice.
And make it snappy.
What is... rap?
How dare you.
Aw, he eats the same way I do,
(all gasping)
Oh, thank God.
♪ Uh, listen up, suckers ♪
It says Mega Stuf on the package,
"You will never be truly ruthless
I would never accept ice cream
(hip-hop version of Simpsons theme playing)
Um, where's the baby?
2 x 11 x 19 x 19 = 7942