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- This is not your manhole. - I'm moving in.
I'm talking about the first redhead press secretary.
with victory now confirmed for Governor Danny Chung,
Isn't this plane amazing?
our thoughts are with him and the outgoing First Lady.
No, you're not. You need a bigger office... that's far away.
Don't get too concerned about New Hampshire, ma'am.
- Amazing speech. - Yes, it was.
I've got so many staples in this box.
Keep your voice down.
No, that won't happen.
Yeah, everybody wants to fuck 'em, too.
Oh, will he agree to that?
Thank you so much, Senator Suck-up.
He could bring in the senior citizens.
and will to the best of my ability...
You know, 'F' this, Shove your whatever into your what...
Yeah, except there's no bridesmaids to fuck.
Holy shit. It's like Lolla-fucking-palooza.
And you can't hire anyone named Jonah.
That's good to hear.
that could spook the markets.
Madam President. You asked me to swap out
Thank you, and God bless America.
that person's name turns out to be.
because you're still campaigning to be president.
She found some fucking energy now.
Now obviously the most important aspect of the suit
Alternatively, goodbye forever.
- What? - We've gotta go back to DC.
I am the president!
- How much time do I have to think about it? - Two seconds.
It looks horrible. She looks like she's in Flashdance.
Oh, wow. That is... that is tough.
Kent, your rhetoric, as always, is inspiring.
Okay? See, I'm on to you already.
- How are you? - Fine.
Well, then you better possible-ize it, Dan.
- Okay. - Okay? Just not a hospice.
They only got one vote left in 'em, we need it.
What's going on? What are we hearing? Is there any news?
I need a protein... where's Gary?
Now let's work hard and win this puppy, yeah?
You know, I told you when I was telling you
The oath will take place tomorrow at 12:00 noon.
That's all right. Let's move on to the detachable inner portion
as long as you happen to be president.
Kent. Just kidding, Kent.
- Whew... - You told me you'd midwife me through this campaign.
And so to recap, after her inaugural address,
- That's so touching. - Isn't that cool?
while insulting 9/11 victims.
Do you remember that time in New York when you said