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Well now you're just splittin' hairs.
Well, at least Cleveland offered to take care of them.
for a pre-determined period of time...
Okay, everybody, time for paintball.
So the government is trying a new tactic. They've hired Jeff Gillooly.
- Psych. - Damn!
Oh, my God.
Bing Crosby, Joan Crawford. I think the Ramseys still got one left.
Listen, there's no toilet paper in the bathroom...
Well, would you kindly point him or them out for this court?
I already banged the hammer.
I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor
You know, Peter, I hate to say "I told you so" about not being a genius, but...
Thank you, Your Honor.
How could this day get any worse?
Attention, restaurant customers. Vaginaes. That is all.
Peter, look out!
Well, if you qualify as a genius...
I'm beautiful on the inside.
Hey, Chris...
Congratulations.
All right, Cloris Leachman, I've bought you legally.
RETARDED STOLE MY BIKE
Okay, Joe. Right foot, green.
Peter, is it safe to be firing real guns at each other in the house?
And I'm just calling to let you know...
When Beter asks IF YOURE HANDICAPPED
Make that the worst father ever.
You know what? Forget it. I'll take care of this, okay?
Fantastic Four, steak, steak, steak, steak, a small amount of peas.
Fire truck, fire truck, fire truck, fire truck, what color are those red fire trucks?
That's right, Peter, they are red.
- Can I touch your face? - Of course, Diana.
It isn't something you can catch. Don't you think you're overreacting?