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Yeah, well, can you bring it over to me?
Well, Joe, I need to talk to you about something kind of personal.
All right, let's do it!
You think it was cheese?
Okay, you know what? Fine, you are a genius, Peter.
Peter, you just need to show what a good father you are.
You ever stop and think, "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?
You're doing better than Peter Weller from the opening scene of RoboCop.
Hi, Joseph
have hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to level half of his house...
I feel horrible, Brian.
Yeah! In your fucking face, fuckwad!
- Cadmium? - Sorry, tungsten.
Peter, just say "what. "
Your Honor, I would like to call to the stand my surprise witness...
So, the bartender looks around and says:
What's the story, morning glory? What's the word, hummingbird?
Peter, I'm not retarded. I'm handicapped.
But I only did it so I could get my kids back.
It's stupid, mindless chatter, is what it is.
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seven Saudi soldiers sodomize...