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I want to write a play!
Do you understand that?
You have no idea how hard it was
Really?
For people to appreciate and respect my writing.
Stewie, what happened to the play you wrote?
but nobody can ever know that.
Mrs. Andrews, I pooped in the pot again.
where every single person in the room is a playwright.
He gave it to me 'cause he wanted my feedback.
(sobbing)
I just figured it out.
Tell Stewie it's awful, it's garbage.
That's what it says, doesn't it?
I make more in an hour than you make in two hours!
Playwrights, money men, even Stanley Kowalski.
(crowd groans)
It's not too late. We can still start our family.
Anyway, can I have that back? It's my only copy.
It wasn't big, but it was mine.
Oh, that's great.
Oh, God, Allison, how do I even answer that?
I finally had some kind of success as a writer.
And I'm sorry...
Oh, hey, there's Glenn.
I wish my dad was alive to see this.
I won a Pulitzer.
What?
Your play panders to the lowest common denominator, Brian.
Victor Garber?
this is gonna suck for one of us.
I made you this.
I have!
I know that was hard for you.
but sure, I'd say we're friends now.
What are you talking about? I'm a young writer.
Okay, listen to me.
You're kidding.