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Chris, can you please put the dog out?
this Christmas‐‐ top your wish list with
BRIAN: And don't forget to bark at it.
"for bringing me a Happy Asking Panda.
I could be in a lot of trouble. I already hid the evidence.
(scoffs) Last I heard, you never paid taxes in your life.
(knocking)
Only 'cause I've never made enough money! Ha!
with one eye open, 'cause I'm on your trail.
(jet engine whirring)
Howdy, folks.
‐(knocking) ‐Oh, crap, Who's that?
("Life Is a Highway" by Tom Cochrane playing)
Just start punching until you're on an airplane.
♪ Life is a highway ♪
to the annual tree lighting ceremony.
Ho‐ho‐ho! Who have we got here?
(faintly): Thank you all for coming tonight.
that would be impossible.
It's Malibu Barbie next to a palm tree.
of putting four dozen hard‐boiled eggs
Well, I'm with him on Rankin, but, come on, what did Bass do?
No, that's‐that's what I mean.
ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program for breaking news.
The "penis" is right,
Hey, guys, unfortunately
(sobbing)
Whoa, Quahog!
Or perhaps the singer's Australian.
to prop up a faltering economy, but it's also about family
Oh, is this the "Meg the Egg" thing?
People in town who don't even celebrate Christmas.
Yes, it was me. I destroyed the nativity scene with my car.