HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
How long before we play "Pin the eviction notice on the black guy's door"?
'cause it's just gonna be that much more embarrassing for you
Man, I got to work out. What's going on here? Where am I?
Now, kids, you don't have to call her Mom right away,
Suck on that? Suck on this.
- you would want to be treated. - Oh! An eye for an eye.
Well, I'm sorry you're handling this so poorly, but have you seen Kathy?
- Oh, you. - Forgot your chart. Be right back.
It's completely legitimate, but don't tell your mother.
I can't believe I fell for that line.
Jews are gross, Lois.
And now I shall continue the prayer.
and we'll be in charge of charity, so we don't have to contribute to them.
is getting to take advantage of their excellent schools.
Kids, from now on this is where we'll celebrate the Sabbath.
- Wait. Did she say eight days of presents? - Yeah.
Now let's move on to the washing of the hands.
Quagmire? There you are. Nobody's seen you in days.
- What is that? - Oh, my God, Lois.
which is where we tell the story of the Jews' escape from bondage in Egypt.