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Peter, you and I are gonna have a conversation.
There's no reason things should be any different around here.
You're just fat, Stewie. Silly and fat.
I can't just sit here and let you dump all over my heritage.
but in his defense, '"Not a minor. '"
- Now, does anyone have any questions? - Yeah, I have a question.
- Hey, Lois, the kids are all asleep. - I suppose they are.
Hey, Quagmire. What you got there?
Wow. Breast cancer's starting to look pretty good.
I can't carry on the charade anymore. I have an announcement to make.
Did you? Answer me! Oh, my God. Look what you made me do.
If you put on this long, thick dress right now, I will lose it!
Then you better knock off all the Jewish stuff.
Lois, I think this is more serious than you realize.
Oh, this is the stupidest thing he's done since he got in a turf war with that cat.
Oh, yeah. You can even see Tonya Harding's honeymoon video on there.
- I am very angry with you. - Geez, what's your problem?
Too many people go overboard with what they believe.
What? Oh, my God.
You don't think I know where you've been?
Oh, yeah. No, I just... I wasn't sure if everybody had...
- You okay? - Yeah, yeah. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
You know what, Lois? I'm glad you found out.
Of course, Kobe Bryant is out battling a rape charge.
Yeah, she had it going on.
You know, these women don't compare
I just had to get out of that house. Peter's being such a jackass.
Lois, last night my father came to me and reminded me that I'm a good Catholic.
See you later, bitches.
Dedicated to truth, justice, and peace for all mankind.
All right, I'm back. And I'm much more sober.
- Peter? - Oh, no.
I had a great time today at the museum. You were the most beautiful woman there.
Are you out of your fucking mind?