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Good morning, Lois.
Knock, knock. Anyone in the bathroom?
Do you have any clunky, unfashionable peasant shoes?
- Dad, this isn't the way to school. - Yes, it is, Chris.
so he could get into country clubs.
Oh, thanks for spending time with me today, Mom.
Peter, stop that! We're not having sex. I just told you I have a lump.
Oh, come on.
Allen Iverson, picked up for marijuana possession
I'm sorry, kids. I just wanted to help Brian run for mayor.
No, Peter. I'm just pretty much letting this run its course.
I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who doesn't believe in Jesus.
Peter, for God's sake! I am so sorry, Mort.
And we're just minutes away from Game 1
- Peter, just go lie down. - All right. I'm gonna go lie down.
Look, I don't know if being Jewish is the right thing for our family.
You know, Horace still has one of those old beer promotion cutouts of her
Catholicism and Judaism are not that different.
and I really don't want to make a big deal out of this.
I guess I forgot what was really important.
What? That whore!
No. You walk over there and he squirts you with a squirt gun.
Now, Mrs. Griffin, although you're in the clear for the moment,
on the Internet.