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Well, I'm a Jew, and I want to live in a nicer house.
Yeah. Hey, Mom, can I pull my pants down?
What the... Huh? What the hell's going on here? What?
I'm sorry, Lois. I was a fool. I'm done with Kathy.
- Oh, thank God. What a relief. - Yeah. That was scary.
- What? - He's Jewish, Peter.
I'd like to say a blessing over the candles, if I may.
We'll be wealthy, our sons will become doctors,
I was scared because my dad convinced me I was going to hell.
What the hell is going on? I sent you to pick up dinner an hour ago.
- Don't you see what he's doing? - He's just being immature.
Fine. I'll just sit here and watch TV.
My mother? Oh, no. That's... That's impossible. She's not Jewish.
Follow the dollar and it'll lead you to... What do Jews like?
but I do want you guys to get along. Just give her a chance. I think you'll like her.
I have an idea.
There’s the tylenol
- Mom, you're Jewish? - I'm sorry I never told you, dear.
Hey, hey. Heard my name.
Why did you have to provoke me? Why did you...
I got a lump, too. And mine's easier to get rid of.
- You guys are messing with me. - Quagmire, you don't use the Internet?
And, you know, tricking some bigger, more athletic people?
are the most powerful forces of good ever assembled.
I'm Jewish! Yeah! Holocaust! We're number one!
I love you too, son.