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Alright, Lois. She's done. Get up, Meg. And go to your room! All you ever do is laugh at your father. So guess what? You're gonna have to sit in your room!
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Peter, I know exactly where you're coming from.
Pardon? I'm a bitch.
Well, except for when I beat Larry Bird for a Big Mac.
Oh, that is so your go-to!
I'm a failure in life, and that's all I'll ever be.
Pai gow. You lose again!
and pizza for every meal. You know it.
He don’t know
he'll be back on board with his old man in no time.
I'm very easily influenced by music.
You bet. Sure thing, Peter.
Apollo 13, this is Mission Control, do you copy?
Бляяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяять Я забыл взять собой говно и вместо этого я взял оттрубленную голову
doing all that fancy-pants stuff.
out of bounds, waddle over to get it,
Computer, what does "success" mean?
Amaris, Why Would You Get Diarrhoea From Fish & Chips? Go To Your Fucking Room, I Have Had Enough Of You
Okay, you all remember the plan--
you're very old and wrinkly i see you've got your yanker cankers on! i'm sure your staff kicked you out of your retirement home too just like they did to granny fiona stanley! i feel so transgender and pornographie after all i still don't recognize granny howell and granny hollemanns but do recognize granny ellis he's female inhuman! oh yes i can feel strong blood!
who's filling in for gayle barville? kathy hillary.
I know what you mean, Peter.
Is there something I can do for you?
Okay, Dad, heading out to the concert.
when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie mickey's christmas carol? when she was trying to get wopd by flower implants.
That sounds awful.
but that's what it says.
to become too good for your old man.
Let's go ahead and turn off the TV.
Michael Ian Black is cocking his eyebrows for four hours.
Computer, what does "success" mean?
You gotta show Chris how to turn out better than me.
but no man can resist the siren call
Are you crazy? Look at him.
Okay, now, Chris, if you want to be a success,
Zippers where zippers shouldn't be!
Who had the full glass of Goldschlager?
No buts! You're a Mumford.
That's not even a lady dog.
So that means the house
Anyway, he and Brian have been spending a lot of time together.
like in a brewery, or a toy factory,
Bikini black chicks sneezing.
even when people resume their conversations.