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And the resulting lawsuit bought us this house. You're my favourite mistake.
See that? Huh? Huh?
I've had it with these interruptions. All we want is time alone.
It'll be impossible to spend time together like this if we're raising another child.
- I guess this is goodbye. - For now.
I'm watching the latest episode of Laundry Theatre.
- Hey, everybody! I... - Bobby, you get back in the garage!
Give it to her good, old man.
Teeth and some toenail clippings and we'll be ready for our date.
Shut the smurf up! Right in the smurfin'parking lot?
You killed my brother! How could you, you...!
Hey, Carol. It's me, Ted. I came back because I love you and...
In accordance with Megan's Law, I'm obligated to inform you that...
That's it. Your dad's had enough.
Time to initiate phase two.
Really? That's a surprise.
You've seen that little gleam in the fat man's eye? That twinkle?
"You can't spell "love" without L-O
He's more clever than I thought.
.
Follow my lead.
This is Stewie country, and I intend to keep it that way.
Perhaps too clever.
- Blast, you vile woman. - That won't do.
What?!
Well, well. Nap time appears to be over.
Honey, do something!
Your mom's hairbrush?
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!