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Look at that, huh? Look at that shit.
...but it occurs to me you've been taking advice from everyone...
Dear me, it's almost 3:00. I've got to get this shipment...
...like a kid watching a toy commercial.
All your Tucks medicated pads be ours.
Hasbro's Best Thing Ever.
And you'll be cooler than a mid-'80s novelty answering-machine message.
How do you know when my dad's birthday is?
Uh, thanks. So where are you from?
We had what Keith calls sex
God, I hate coming to the vet.
No doubt they're after my sugarcane, tobacco and spices.
I gotta pee, where's that Snapple bottle?
- Gosh, he doesn't look so good. - I know.
- Really? - Trust me, Chris.
- But, Dad... - Meg, that's final.
- I'm a father! - You're a two-wheeled monster!
- I'm really sorry about your dad's parrot. - Well, that's okay.
- Fly it. - Yeah!
- Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you. Thank you.
...how do you like working at the vet?
- And a peg leg. - And a hook hand.
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- Swim it. - Aw.
Yeah, she broke up with me.