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I'm here from the mortgage company.
Phew. That was close one. I sure did. Great.
Oh, yeah! The ripping and the tearing.
Probably reading Orwell.
listen to the pancake with slices of banana on it.
about his Netflix show, the Santa Clarita Diet.
This me took a picture of dog poo.
¶ Panama... ¶
¶ From the heat coming off of it ¶
I'm actually going to Hedo for Pancakes.
I only read four books in my life,
No, no, no. Those days are behind me.
-Come on, kids, we're leaving. -What?
Jo just dropped a cracker
The syrup and the bacon.
(squishing)
But I made the rules, so I went with it.
(gasps) Me?!
Yes I can, Hoppy Picky Kickin Bubba DogDay and CatNap. Yes I can, Hoppy Picky Kickin Bubba DogDay and CatNap.
(deep voice): ¶ He's gonna die. ¶
We find the defendant, Peter Griffin, b'caw.
-No. -Oh, come on.
-¶ Pan... ¶ -(engines revving)
¶ And who am I? I'm a fly on the wall ¶
for this fancy cocktail party, and once again,
There! I said it. You know what it's like being married to you?
to the Santa Clarita Diet,
You're leaving forever?
Yeah, well, I saw him go through it.
-Never read a book? -Peter's never read a book!
-It insists... -It insists...
¶ Your father's in a coma ¶
This is Officer Stickbutt, in pursuit.
The Godfather insists upon itself.
and being awesome and partying and being rad.
Yeah, six across the board.
¶ It's not always an accident ¶
Hey, before I go, what's the boat's Wi-Fi password?