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(gasps) I don't want to go!
Damn it, Peter, I'm sick of this!
-You see Coco? -Of course.
These are all porn categories.
The Godfather insists upon itself.
Yeah, Dad, it's crazy.
to an awkward apology dinner with Joaquin Phoenix.
ANNOUNCER: We now return to The Simpsons.
-JOE: What? What happened? -Get off this channel, Joe.
-But you know what? It was a relief. -What?
meme
¶ Panama... ¶
OFFICER: Not in my town, Dispatch.
and we'd have one of those airport scenes.
¶ Panama ¶
hello
(imitates monitor beeping) Aw, you got me.
Like you've actually watched it.
¶ I can barely see the road ¶
Note the maple syrup tears.
Like JFK deciding to cruise through Dallas in a rental.
I am gonna be more high-maintenance
Oh, Lois, I came as soon as I heard.
¶ Hot shoe ¶
I've hired an EDM DJ.
to worry about later.
I hate this stupid hospital.
So when the moment came, I confess.
Well, I just thought it would be one less thing
What book is everyone reading?
No, don't take the kids.
Do you feel I've earned all tens?
-(sustained beeping) -Clear!
You... You pulled the plug on me?
your ignorance of books has ruined it.
¶ Now...! ¶
My wallet. Everything.
¶ To get through tough times ¶
someone left this business card at the crash site.