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Zac how come your team sucks? I just don't know anymore
Go on, buds, drink my suds
- Maybe if you loosened my chains? - We tried that, remember, honey?
MY CEREAL DOES NOT CUT THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH
Uh. Not talking to myself.
- Peter, I stayed at my mother's that night. - Oh.
The recipient declines to be interviewed for safety reasons,
Take a drink and you'll sink
Aah!
That's not fair!
Two more dead from alcohol poisoning. Hm.
Ladies and gentlemen, in his first public appearance ever,
You're good enough to tackle a Beethoven sonata!
Did you hear? It's over! Somebody found the last scroll!
- Congratulations, Lois. - For what?
Every year, she wins and rubs it in my face.
Oh, Lois, thank God it's you. The last three houses I went to were very rude.
Keep playin'. Keep playin'!
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
I've found it! I've found the last scroll!
Oh, Peter, stop. Try to stay focused.
I need another pitcher over here.
- You're gonna be my first champion. - Oh, play that sad walking-away song
I'm sick of comin' in second to that awful Alexis Radcliffe.
This one is for Peter Griffin and Tony Randall.
Now I know how Barbra Streisand felt the day she married James Brolin.
Because you touch yourself at night.
I can't believe I'm missing Ronnie's party for this.
far be it from me to call you a liar
Oh, Peter, we're not goin' to a high-school party.
Peter, that's it!
Or to Chumbawamba gobbledy-glue!