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- I get two paychecks this way. - D'oh.
[ Tires Screeching ]
My thoughts on Editorial
(BOTH SCREAM, SCREAMING)
- [ Grunt ] - [Bart]Ow!
[ Hisses ]
- If I could just-- - Silence!
[Engine Sputtering]
Look what I got, Marge. A new whacking stick.
Were it not a violation of God's law, I'd make you my wife.
- Is that story true, Grampa? - Well, most of it.
But, instead, that plum goes to Holloway.
- [ Groans ] - Hello, Barney. Are you playing the town drunk?
- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!
- They sent him out. - Was he killed?
[ Ticking Loudly]
Now, where's my giant foam cowboy hat and air horn?
It's always Keefe's fault, isn't it Shanny Yes. Yes it is.
[ Loud Beep ]
- Two "R's" come October. - Hmm.
[ Yells ]
distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, "Whacking Day."
[ All ] Hooray for snakes! Hooray for snakes!
Sorry, we're looking for more of a "duh, duh" idiot.
D'oh! [ Screams ]
here's our grand marshal, the Prophet of Love, Larry White.
[ Singsongy] I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer.
Next. And here he is killing a snake...
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That was the same day he was at Ticonderoga.
Children, we've just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers...
[ Groans ] It's all so barbaric.
- [ Gunshot ] - [ Man ] Oh, God! Get his gun!
- so be very careful about what you say and do here. - No problemo.
May I interest you in a Jell-O brick, sir? There's a grape in the center.