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D'oh!
Welcome to the Homer Simpson Program.
Never a dull moment, huh, Homer?
And for you, Ned?
Some people like chunky peanut butter, some like smooth.
Our husbands are trying to ditch us.
Now, I'm going to pass this around a second time.
Oh, that's so horrible! I need to hide my tail. I must turn into a human immediately.
Oh, Lord, what should I do?
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All right! Here comes the implosion.
Friday before vacation
Okay. Okay. Okay.
First of all, I get five dollars a day, plus expenses.
Watch and learn.
Wow. You can't find this stuff anywhere.
Aw-
Or whatever's good for you. I don't care.
Don Rickles zinged you, Marge.
- More booze? - Oh, yeah. Two more of these, please.
Okay, you're saying that Ned and me married you two.
Now, I'm not a fancy, human lawyer
- Wellity, wellity, wellity. - Stop that!
Well, it's about time you two woke up.
Wellity, wellity, wellity
- Ginger's my wife. - Are you sure? Oh, rats.
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- Where do you want me? - On the ''X.''
- Senior citizens' discount. - ''Senior citizen''? Flanders?
Can the poems, it's arse-whipping time!
- You threw it out the- - Never mind.Just pay attention.
Oh, look at this place.
I can see typing but I don't see voting
will be demolished to make way for a casino-themed family hotel.
Uh, do I have to be gang-probed?