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Everyone down at the bar wanted a copy.
Mom, I can't believe you came out of that belly.
I said, "Why don't you and that... "
doing her whole scrunch-face routine.
Just one more week.
Oh, um...
Turn off the camera!
All I know is there's a lot of money to be made
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I don't want to! All right? I don't want to right now!
Mr. Pewterschmidt, I'm Scott Greenberg, Attorney at Law.
Yeah. Let's go, everyone.
It's gonna be quite a different place with him gone. That's for true.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
All right, thank you.
"Dear Reek Publishing,
Okay. I just want to make sure you heard.
- What's up? - Good. Oh, damn it! I mean, not much.
Boy, that was really gay.
And I was hoping you could loan me $7 billion to publish it.
And we're gonna get our share.
Lexington to Louisville we slizzard up, Frankfort to Georgetown we slizzard up, Bowling Green to Paducah we slizzard up Cincinnati to Fort Wayne we slizzard up, New Orleans to Baton Rouge we slizzard up, St. Louis to Kansas City we slizzard up
'"Much Ado About Humping. '" Well, sounds sexy.
All right, then, let's do it!
Psst!
And this is called waiting in line at the movies.
Well, you could take my wallet.
How about I loan you $5?
I don't take the lawn with me when I go.