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Babs, sweetheart!
I was your gardener for 12 years.
Go to hell, you fat peasant!
Fantastic.
That's the first time I've seen you reading something
I promise you'll love it here,
It's been two months, Armando.
In the time we've spent together, I've learned something.
but there's an extension program going on in my trousers.
I promised myself that I'd save it for the man that I marry.
Do I take it out or do I leave it in?
"got in the back seat of his really cool spaceship.
I divorced Ted Turner and took half his money.
Well, that's... You know what?
Guys, this is the best dirty bookstore in town.
Yes.
And I'll always turn it down
Crap!
I'll do it.
You're right, Lois.
I really don't see what's so great about being a regular person.
You know, a lot of people died in the tsunami.
What you staring at, Joe?
Chicago to Detroit we slizzard up, Orlando to Miami we slizzard up, Hazard to Morgan City we slizzard up Columbus to Cleveland we slizzard up, Atlanta to Montgomery we slizzard up, Dayton to Evansville we slizzard up
Happiness isn't about buying expensive things,
Your fat, bastard husband ruined me! I lost my home, my money,