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I'm tired.
collecting the sweet, sticky nectar'
we don't make a move.
that Cynthia and I have had our problems
What a shocker that this went bad. Thank you.
Guys, we are happy.
You with me?
Yeah, I didn't start with it. You just brought it up.
This is a hard copy thing, too.
and get another margarita made up in my face.
I have a feeling you had a chance to experience lots of things.
You said not to panic
Pretty sure that's why you're here.
Okay, you know what? Don't start with me.
Well, I'm not saying I wouldn't go to Applebee's with you!
You lied? No, no, no, no, no.
Guess I am on my way.
"Sweetheart, I'm a shark attack survivor."
We gotta go to shore!
you might want to think about changing it.
Hey!
Hang on, honey, okay?
I am. I'm so tired of him trying to steer everything in the direction
It is yummy.
Jason's gonna be calling you, all right?
The Art of War, and combined them to form this place, Eden.
like, a shopkeeper or an asshole.
that just caters to you, no matter what?
Drive Through! Exit 8, 9 or 12. Do it!
Grab the oar!
Made up in my face
Baby, they got a hole where you can see the fish!
Haha
Get away from the door.
A thousand little pieces that make one great image.
Is Grandpa driving down here now?
You know what'd be a gas, Sctanley? For me and you to play.
It's a new European spa.
and that we didn't respect your program,
Jeremy
then they're somehow in the same family.
and so you got a lot of parenting to do tonight.
We'll grab our drinks and go.
DO IT
Do you have a cell phone I could use?
That's a whole other conversation.
I KNOW MY TRUTH
The highlight reel? No.
Didn't want to go with the pet's name?
What do you think I'm doing here?
I get it, dude, it's advanced snorkeling.
Okay, so how do I...
I don't want to do any of those things.
This hasn't happened to me in a long time.
Nobodu wants to go to applebees alone
As much as I can love tile, I love this tile.
This is all part of the course.
It pains me to say this, but I gotta let you go.
That would be more appropriate at the Eden East.
I do apologize.
No, no. I'm saying you own a Jack Russell, I own a Bull Terrier.
but we gotta do it quick and we gotta do it quiet.
Cynthia. Hi. Can't wait.
What's Eden East?
We're great. Have a seat. Want to sit down?
And who wants to go to Applebee's by themselves?
because I'm straight and I was being very strong,
I'm fried.
Help me get my shirt off.
Otherwise, we won't all be there.
God, I like ours.
is just kind of have fun with each other.
Did you guys hear what they have in the spa?
I told you to try to work it out.
Could you just come over here? Sit down for a second.
Then go it!!
We need to not point fingers and work together WEBSEAL : you're a big, big problem
Honey, you weren't hurt.
Let's drop it.
Oh, she's watching the magician.
Maybe he's not creating them, maybe he's just noticing them.
Yes.
I've been cheating on you every chance I got!
you'd know that this is just a feeler call
Just shut the whole world out
I'm sorry, Mr. Smith, but you've broken the rules
If I was sleeping with my wife
I am not letting you go alone!
Hello, Jason?
It's happening right now, out here, all around us, all right?
Trudy. What a beautiful name.
It is not a problem! It is a circle of life!
Bring your booze.
Yeah, they got a hot tub in here, too!
that provide those activities.
PACK LOTS OF SHORTS, IT’S REALLY HOT THERE. YOU’RE GONNA SWEAT YOUR BAG OFF
Dave. You're breaking and entering. You're on tilt.
Talk about all the people that we slept with before we were married
Really? Yeah.
A- S-S-T-A-S-T-I-C. Okay? Ass-tastic.
Keep your chin up. Yep.
Sit down.
Now don't stop dancing, y'all!
This is not what we signed up for.
What are you talking about?
the couples' side, with my girlfriend.
Welcome to Hump Island!
Good night.
The hell's she doing here?
Everything's easy, fun, we're drinking, we're smiling.
Yeah.
I'll take that as you want your refund
No one's called 911 in the middle of the night.
I want a sugar cone.
Am I wrong, gang?
but you guys can just do the fun stuff.
I'm Mega Man! May the best team win!
One second.
Sit down. You've got to sit down in the boat!
Great. Average. I mean, yeah.
What we need to do now is get focused & stop pointing fongers... You're a problem. You're a real, real problem
Sir, I'm so sorry.
Very good.
THEN DO IT! ENCOURAGEMENT!
This is a Shane thing. I've been dealing with this all my life.
when we get back next weekend, we'll go to Medieval Times
You never do anything you say you're gonna do.
My Mind is a Compass
But, honey, I think everybody has a million problems.
Hey, yo, check it out, y'all!
Grandpa, there's no toilet paper.
The embarrassing fact is that, you know,
Am I interrupting something? No.
Baby, let's just go back to the room, all right?
You can't do it right now.
Finally, Ronnie and David.
She's not a dog, Jason. Yeah? Well, listen,
and whether they act upon it or not is a secondary conversation.
Get a little bit of space, you know?
No, she'll know.
That way, we find her twice as fast. Shane, with me.
once they're in and then it'll be too late.
I'm much less interested in the usual stuff
I want you to see it. We talked about this last week
You should be proud.
Yeah, it looks real. Okay.
Be an ass for your marriage, Be an ass for your Children Be an Ass for Love
Oh, I love pleasuring people.
Star power! Star power! Yes!
I own a zebra, you own a goat.
SWEETHEART, I’M A DRYER FIRE SURVIVOR
I don't need to hear it from you, okay?
What bothers me is that I have failed you
ruotarow rustaooei hurtanot yes iiookk we're going to wangufugingingarrymup. now! yes ok you rankskstopxcankleer! oh ok roducydj up scramrunsksk them in oh god's in those rudndkdkdikblinhets!
'cause I tell you what's gonna go down tonight.
and checked a lot of people out.
And he's holding her in his arms late Late at night
buckle down over these next six months
How's the cell service here?
This is... What is this?
I'm sorry? Please, allow me.
Yeah, how did you know?
But it really doesn't matter because I like me.
David tells a bed time story It’s a sea turtle named Nick that eats a cucumber But he ads a little spicy topping that is pepper Ronnie. Pepper pepper David yeah pepper pepper
The mighty ass tirelessly bears the heavy burden of others.
and I told you that you were the only man I'd ever been with?
When Ronnie says so salt and pepper don't need to. Add to the list because we have them at home David oh i think you mean push it
Okay. Yes.
Yeah, you.
I don't want to go back to the room. I don't want to go to sleep.
What are we gonna do for an encore?
Now that I have you, I just want you to dial in
Please, allow me to put on something more proper before we can begin.
It's freezing in here. Why would they make a room like this?
It's been the best thing that ever happened to us.
Yes, we have a brave Peacock! Use that, yesssss
Let me help you out on the whole animal spirit thing.
A luau fire and drum show is coming up real soon!
You know, my whole life, everything I've known about it
And it's gonna get very dark, very soon. Plus we have to be in bed...