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I work alone, and you have somebody else's blood on your neck.
Sir, I'd love to chat, but it's already eight. I gotta rock and roll.
There's a guy waiting to have his spleen removed!
Oh!
Import heroin into my bloodstream,
When you're an intern, you get treated like crap.
You're smart, you're loyal,
The night that Perry and I conceived Jack, he was on top,
I bet nobody laughed, but you didn't notice
It just got interesting, people!
I hate ya, Charlie.
So I went ahead and brought your ATM card and a heroin sandwich.
[J.D.] I think it's always easier to be a jerk than a good guy.
OK, we're off the property. Now let's talk.
Oh, and he was choking me. Oh, it was so good.
Whatever. If it wasn't funny, why did they all laugh?
- I'm not a doctor right now. - You're still wearing scrubs.
Then he goes right to the look-away.
- One little problem... - Oh, my God! Just give me the drugs!
There was only one thing Elliot didn't like about her new hospital:
And that meant one thing:
You guys are fine. You're doing a good job.
[J.D.] As I went to the men's room, praying he only had to go onesies,