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I just use two fingers, nip at the child's neck.
You couldn't just love me as a son.
Right, then I'm going to have to take it.
Get that guy out of here and give me a piece of chicken.
Eric, you need to listen to me.
Kill your mom?
That's it. I'm calling child protective services
They're every parent's worst nightmare.
Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?
That's it. I'm calling child protective services
But you're going to have to stay firm and confident.
Yes, darling, you can have whatever you want.
Maybe you didn't hear me. I ran away.
And Nanny Stella is selected to set him straight.
From hell. It's from hell!
I've got to get back to Los Angeles.
We know everything about each other.
Make me something to eat.
and be seen by everyone there,
and enjoy your favourite hobby.
Eric, no. This is not acceptable.
Let's feed it.
I really need the support of my best friend right now.
All right, that's fine.
I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now.
There's just one problem.
Quit it, Mom!
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
- Mom, this guy doesn't... Quit it. - What is that you're doing?
God damn it, I am not a dog!
Mom, I'm serious, this has gone on long enough.
I am not going to acknowledge
You can't do that to me!
But it won't make your dried-up ovaries any more fertile.
It's the time-out stool,
I think the first thing we need to work on is getting the child some exercise.
Maybe all these changes are good for me.
- Mom, I want a Twinkie. - Oh, all right, dear.
Well, then, I'll just have to stand right here.
I don't know what to do with you.
Hey, guys. I've got some pretty big news.
God damn it.
This child's behaviour is totally unacceptable.
Must be hard on you.
This is bull crap!
Sure you do. You're a great mom.