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i swear to fucking god if any of you asswipes say "Spongebob Squarepants Is A Ripoff Of El Tigre And The Jungle Book" i will buy a delorian and drive it so far up ur ass that you WILL shit out michael j fox
Mom, give me some chicken. I want some chicken, Mom!
Okay, I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle
Dude, we're not killing your mom.
then why don't you just go brush your teeth and go to bed?
You little bastard!
And when he gets older, he'll be able to be your friend, too.
Good, this is really good. Now try a command.
Come on, Ms. Cartman, you must become pack leader.
Don't stop believing
Mom will break soon.
Oh, Cesar, I'm so happy to have you in my life.
No, thanks, I'd rather not.
All right, I've dealt with this before.
The child can pick up on that confidence,
See, the child thinks your world revolves around him.
Well.
you can't get down until the time is up.
So, how is your son doing, Ms. Cartman?
You're going to time out.
You made your own breakfast.
You have no right to...
Mrs. Sandoval, we have had it with your son's behaviour, m'kay?
That's how you want it, bitch? Fine.
Killer, I'm gonna be on TV now.
Don't reason with it, don't argue with it, just dominate it.
- Oh, God damn it. - Oh, look, it came back.
Okay, Mom, you're embarrassing me. Geez.
Fine! I'll do it by myself.
Maybe the world doesn't revolve around me?
I rehabilitate dogs, I train people.
It doesn't seem to work as well when I do it.