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Well, I hate to tell you this, Stan
Aw man, I got a crappy AJ Feeley again!
I can't spend any money. I'm saving up for that bike I want.
Okay, Stan, it's late, go up to your room and get ready for bed!
He is the reincarnation of our church's most famous prophet.
I am? I didn't know that!
Well I was just standing here
Okay, Stan. Well, that's it. That's the end of the personality test.
I'm not gonna think any differently of you.
are actually from a galaxy called Nubanon.
Do you fucking get me now?!
OT9 in the history of our church.
Neither did I!
Neither did L. Ron when he started.
Just leave me alone!
That when he died his thetan would show itself again.
I'm gonna cap this biiitch!
which was ruled over by the evil Lord Xenu.
Well, if you really think your life is so bad, Stan
You're not fooling anyone.
Cult? Scientology isn't a cult, Kyle.
You don't need to be in that closet anymore, Tom.
Wow! That's great! All right, come on in and take a seat, we're gonna have some fun!
to get rid of their negative emotions.
then you can have an audit
He said he just closed his eyes
Stan, don't you know the first law of physics?
The aliens were no longer frozen, they were dead.
I'm not the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard.
Now I'm startin' to get angry
We've been looking for your son for a long time, Mr. Marsh.
Are you all right? You're sweating!
They attached themselves to all mankind
Xenu then released the alien souls
Nobody has no answers
What what do I do?