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I'm not, ...I'm not in the closet.
So you're NOT the prophet, huh?!
so I pull out my gun!
What?!
because they're too much like Xenu's evil cruisers.
I realize that to really be a church
L. Ron Hubbard said he had lived past lives.
I guess.
what is best for your son.
then I suppose we're no longer friends!
Excuse me?
Do you believe me now?
The cruisers then took the frozen alien bodies to our planet
and now I found meaning!
invented a way to get rid of those bad thetans.
Guilty
we're asking him... to lead us.
Oh... Okay, but no tricks.
Stan, do you want to hear the great secret
Well how long have you been feeling this way?
Dad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!
No tricks.
in on how the Church of Scientology works.
I mean, you're not Gene Hackman
What are you, stupid?!
I've read all this stuff and it's based on fact.
I'm never coming out!
Go away, I said!
Come on in the auditing room and I'll show you how it works.
Yes, John Travolta and Tom Cruise are big Scientologists.
Yeah?
Yes you are, Tom.
Hello just a test
It really is you!
Hnh, that's, that's strange.
Please come out of the closet.