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No, I found a self-help program that can cure me.
I feel really safe. Oh my Gahd.
But I don't know any of this stuff.
You revealed the secret that began the whole Church of Scientology.
I hope so.
So, first of all, I've written that the brainwashed alien ghosts
Neither did I!
Ho, now you're puttin' words in MY mouth!
An alien reason.
I just wish I could write in my room
Hey Kelly. How's it going?
Go! Now!
Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet!
Stan, I just want you to know
So how did I do?
Oho, that's just this thing:
Hello? Hey, come out of there!
Just take a few deep breaths
Mr. kirsch, you can't just stay in the closet, alright?
The souls were taken to a huge soul brain-washing facility
Xenu didn't want their souls to return!
3...
and dumped them into the volcanoes of Hawaii.
I don't know.
Right now, Stan!
I'm, I'm not, I'm not in here.
why don't you take what you have out of your bicycle savings?!
It's the main tool of Scientology.
Yeah, well just like the rest of us, you have to make choices with your money.
Then John Travolta come
Come on, Mr. Crusie, this is ridiculous.
like Tom Cruise and John Travolta.
Wasn't L. Ron Hubbard a science-fiction writer?