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I'm not, I'm not in the closet.
our confusions and our problems.
But you said that there were...
I didn't know you were depressed.
E-meters and thetan levels?
Yeah. See ya.
t is for tom cruise
But this is a scam on a global scale!
Will you... look at his thetan levels?
L. Ron? L. Ron!
Mr. Cruise? Mr. Cruise, come out of the closet.
and then let you know some things about Scientology.
Why do you need me to write something so badly?
Those are rumors put out by people
The reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard must be taken care of.
Yes, you are.
But then I calm myself down and I pull out my gun!
can I at least come in and talk to you?
Is this where he lives? Is this where L. Ron Hubbart is? Oh my God!
Well I can't spend any money.
Well, we CAN'T leave you alone
Those people out there buy that crap
and so he rounded up countless aliens from all different planets
I can't. I'm writing a new sacred doctrine for my church.
Our prophet has finished his new doctrine
Sorry about this, Greg.
That doesn't matter ' cause we're gonna stay.