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and I thought YOU were smart enough to see what was really going on!
I'm gonna give you a count of three to open this closet door.
for people feeling sad and depressed.
It is... a great honor to meet you!
Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R. Kelly have all come out of the closet!
But I'm completely miserable and these people can help!
The E-meter results from the little boy in Room D.
Tom! Hey Tom, this is John Travolta.
There was only one person who EVER registered
We ran the tests four times!
There he is!
and you and I together will make three million dollars!
but... sometimes we want to know the answers so badly that we...
Well fine! Go ahead and sue me!
Yeah, see?
. .
Two hundred and forty dollars?! What'd you do, break something?!
Haven't you enjoyed my acting?
All right, go ahead and tell him.
Fine.
Well there's certainly no question that you are a perfect candidate for Scientology.
What?
to Earth
All these people are just like you, Stan, auditing with E-meters
All right, Stan, I want you to just relax
But the evil Lord Xenu had prepared for this.
He lived on a boat with only young boys
but Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.
Thetan levels.
Take a look at this.
But then, why me?
Thank you for returning!