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Splash the cash.
Hey, Mr. Burns, fun party.
and the pursuit of a goose.
My life used to be so lively, so full of excitement.
Not being bitten... (cries)
I stayed loyal to Mr. Burns,
before that card didn't work.
♪ You're blowin' up my pants, I like the way you dance ♪
I had to tear you down, M.B.!
of our city's sharpest wits and glittering socialites.
excellent.
♪ I seen Jay G pimp, lie and rob ♪
You've got to splash the cash,
my parties were legendary for their magnificent excess.
All doors would open for Monogram Monty.
(guns cock, Homer and Burns gasp)
I need you to rap like your world is ending.
I couldn't do it.
(crying)
No one's better at nasty schemes than this kid.
Xeroxed it, returned it, and wore the copy.
I can't afford a banana!
and he was never heard from again.
to the brake pads I coproduced with Lil Wayne.
Oh, fine. You can fetch the ice.
Well, that's what my cuff links say.
This way, the whales know we are VIPs.
useless hangers-on like me.
(gasps)
No, he did not.
♪ You reached out and stole 'em ♪
Wait, wait! He can help.
I can get you up close to the horses
Jazzy James.
(hip-hop version of Simpsons theme playing)
$1955
hot-dog-and-horseshoes thing later?
Shh!
Now rhyme, Jazzy, rhyme!
Quick, boy! Hide this thing.
Boom.
(women vocalizing)
There's supposed to be a baby.
No way. I could start a fire in the woods for nothing.
(cracking)
♪ 'Cause I own you, it is excellent ♪
♪ You'd be the Hamburglar ♪
RZA, Snoop and Common.
I swear on the squid beak of Lord Cthulhu
♪ Yo, I want to back-smack Jay G, son ♪
He wrote all of Jay's early hits.
Wait, I just remembered Jay crashed my Jet Ski.
(Smithers grunting, ringtone playing)
But they had a falling out,
I know just who to invite.
To think, all the years I wasted without a posse.
is believe I still work there.
I just swooped right in and bought up everything.
(grunting)
Before he was Jay G, he was Jeremy Gilroy,
And you're gonna write it.
will be ready, with his level and his ladder.
One word from me and they'll rip you apart.
Oh, hush. I'm a worn-out old miser
Why'd you betray me?
Although we interpreted the theme a bit differently
Where's my goose?
You and I bear that sacred avarice.
Oh, now he's gone to his knees and he ripped his shirt open.
♪ Excellent ♪
a corking revenge rap.
Combing is murder!
my father gave me some advice.
If anyone's hungry, we've set up a deli platter
Now, what are you generous folks willing to pay
the turning of the worms.
Mr. Burns is throwing a little party,
Mm-hmm, that one.
Huh? (laughs)
The Fine Ladies Thug Army.
(all gasping)
(growls)
No offense, worms.
because I am a nice guy,
HOMER: F. Scott Fitzgerald once wrote,
Can't we live off the money from your store?