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General Washington?
The dastard!
Their destination: New Sodom.
Hello. Town Jubilation Committee?
razzing my entire career- my-my life.
By the power vested in me, I hereby strip you of your ceremonial bell-
he was great.
I mean, I- I couldn't. You-You can't-
Ew.
Well, of course you can, you little pixie.
Well, if you kids believe in me that much, I'll give it my best shot.
Yes, but human decency prevents-
dead-white-male bashing from a P.C. thug.
than an evil bloodthirsty pirate who hated this town.
He is not the official town crier! Police, do something!
May your shrill, nasal voice ring throughout our streets and brains.
Oh, it's just the excitement of studying Jebediah.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
- Hi, Mr. Hurlbut. - Oh, you're back.
Oh, you're in for a treat.
- That's because you stole it! - That's a lie!