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and tri-corner hat.
Stop!
"Jebediah Springfield: Super-Fraud," "F."
his hatchet, with which he hacked at the chains of oppression...
I hope you know you're sponsoring a celebration for a murderous pirate.
I was so sure.
Well, I'll use it, but I'm not paying for it.
Ye have saved our fledgling community.
Well, I'll just have to find another little girl to be president.
and for once I want in on the ground floor.
Just more white male bashing from PC thugs
- He wouldn't let me put it up. - Okay. Well, that's not gonna stop us.
I got the white stars you wanted, but I couldn't find...
I want to help you, George Washington?
- Yes. - What do we win if the tongue is there?
- Didn't you? - No. No. That-That's preposterous.
Dig him up! Dig up that corpse!
- Hmm. I think I can pick her off. - Wait. Let's see what she has to say.
Lisa, honey. When my family first came to this state...
If you really love Jebediah Springfield...
Look. I can be a butter churner, a typhoid carrier, an apprentice!
No tongue, eh? How did he talk- and eat and laugh and love?