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Oh goodie.
Teacher, our egg is... okay.
Yes, teacher.
Uh huh...
Mr. Garrison..., you've never been this cool to me before.
Instead of being "man and wife," you'll be... butt buddies.
Garrison is taking us all on a field trip today.
Fags are gettin' married over MY DEAD BODY!!
and if you kill your baby, you get an F.
Because I'm a nice teacher, all right?
Now how about our gay couples? Stan and Kyle?
It isn't fine! It has two daddies! You call that fine?!
I'm going to pair all the boys and girls in class into couples,
Damnit, damnit! Stan and Kyle's egg is still doin' fine!
then this bill gets passed and now all the people against it want me to veto it
What do you expect me to do with it?
And everyone is happy!
Why do you say that?