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You have your own egg to look out for!
Mr. Garrison, there's something you should know. Al and I are getting married.
Huh?
Slave, honey, is that the pizza?
But, if you had such a study, a scientific study which proved same-sex couples are incapable of raising a child...
I don't care. Scramble it, fry it, do what you will! It has to look like an accident.
You want me to kill an egg?
So how about we let gay people get married, but call it something else?
Well, give us a kiss!
Yeah. And I can still get my A!
Oh great. It's a pretty easy project. Kyle's really good with the egg.
These homosexuals think they can just step all over our traditions!
Guess that I'll never know how it all went wrong. How how how?
What's up?!
I don't. She's totally lame.
Urrgh, this scentific study isn't turning out the way I planned!
Oh my God, you're just saying that because you're jealous.
You broke your egg?? Uh but you're partnered with a girl.
Ladies and Gentlemen, with the help of some adorable fourth-grade students,
I just wanted a big house and lots of respect. I didn't want this kind of responsibility
He wants to do the final egg check in front of the Governor's office!
Never mind, just carry on, children. Just carry on as two reckless little boys will.
No.
Well I say: Marriage is a holy sacrament between a man and a woman!
What the hell is wrong with everybody?
Instead of a "bride and groom," you'd be... butt buddies.