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Yeah, I think I'm going to get out.
I'm sorry, Lois, that was way more than what was called for,
Hey, hang on, Lois. I'm watching a movie.
Hey, finish the job, idiot! For God's sakes, there's no ventilation!
Who wants to join the Abortion Church!
- I think he looks like a bunny. - Oh, that's it, Chris, keep laughing.
Last night I had sex with a teenage blonde and her mother.
Hey, everyone. I found him. Over here.
I am sick of him always trying to force his religious views on us.
But I suggest we set aside our differences and work together.
Peter, you had Stewie baptized behind my back?
- Madonna? - Oh, yeah. She's pretty stupid.
to follow his own vision.
Don't... Don't take me to a black doctor.
Now put him in a magic bubble and release him to the universe.
He said it's okay if you sit at the kid's table.
I have an idea of how to snap Peter out of this.
But, Dad, you're the one who said I should look into my heart
No, no, no. You know what, it was on Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel.
That's right. She's got a lot of problems.
Peter, this spot is a sacred adornment.
- Dennis Rodman. - Dennis Rodman, right. Right, yeah.
And if anyone knows of any reason why these two should not be married,
- Bought a globe. Couldn't find it. - Oh, yeah? That makes her a liar, too.
- Absolutely, yeah. Francis? - Oh, major idiot. Major idiot.