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Oh, that's very Christian.
when Bob has to play Santa Claus.
- to find my religion. - Yes. Real religion.
Hah! You tell him. - Why? I agree with you.
who ascended the stairs with his basketball in Season One
Hey, I'm gonna eat you all. I'm gonna eat that hairy leg.
Hey, gay-bo, I'm up here. Up here.
- Peter, calm down. He's just your father. - Yeah, but I love him.
Could there be anyone stupider than me?
Dad, tell us about World War I and how America defeated Kaiser Permanente.
Mr. And Mrs. Griffin, I've examined your son
What I saw today wasn't religion.
Look, Francis. I don't like you and you don't like me.
Well, as soon as I figure out where I am, you're dead, Brian!
Okay, okay, ready? Here goes.
My God, you mean like John Travolta in that movie?
Let us pause to reflect on the sacred mystery
It was just a bunch of sheep, singing songs and listening to ridiculous tall tales.
about cheating on your wife with that Filipino drag queen.
You think she'd do him now?
even when there's no food in there.
If we get Stewie baptized, you and all other old people have to acknowledge
This is church, Francis, a new church, created by a man who was brave enough
Okay.
Then, a sniper's bullet threatens a partnership