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I have called this meeting of the Alpha Security Council
I don't know.
[Valerian] I guess it's lunchtime for Emperor Boulan Ill.
We will take you to a jail but our doctors will take care of you.
[both grunt]
- [bell trilling] - Uh...
[Valerian] What can I do to make it up to you?
♪ Far above the moon ♪
تحت امرك a t Your Command
Oh, no. Not me.
I warned you.
Same creatures who kidnapped the Commander.
Don't be scared. I'll look after you.
and intelligence with each other.
[sighs]
- Please! No! Don't shoot me! - What the hell is that?
[grunts]
- Do you want me to drive? - Nope. No, no. No, thank you.
To the east of them, the large colony of Omelites.
- [gun charging] - Major Samk was an expert on Planet Mül.
- Are they armed? - [Captain Kris] No.
This is a heavy role.
No, I can't afford to lose both of you in one day.
Major.
- [Valerian] Because I'm stupid. - [Bubble] What do you mean?
- You guys are in big trouble! - [Bubble] I think we should go.
Alex, can we see the playlist, please?
- Clearly you've never met a woman. - [all exclaim]
Laureline, put your hands back on the joystick.
[soldier 1] Go, fill it in! Fill it in!
Shit!
[grunts]
[Valerian] Much better.
You know, I remember learning about you guys at school.
- Ow! - Sorry.
[beeps]
and while you find out who, I'm going to go save my partner.
Little Goody Two-shoes with an Ivy League education
[screaming]
Keep moving, don't change course.
[grunts]
Shoot.
Activate your system. Wonderful.
My Ivy League education taught me to steer clear from bad boys like you.
[Alex] I'd be delighted to.
- Oh, he's not going anywhere. - [grunting]
[grunting]
Turn around.
♪ Feeling everything ♪
- What are you doing here? - I came to get you.
All right, drop in 12 minutes.
And you know it.
I fired the distress beacons.
All right.
Okay, I've got him. He's near the docking bay,
[giggling]
[grunts]
I don't speak French.
You take care of my security, Major.
She must have located the Major.
a serious threat to Mother Earth.
[chirping]
Yes, sir.
The negotiation is over.
cause i love you down to your bones
It was complete carnage!
Oh...
May you and your people live in peace
Come on.
[Bubble] It will make her feel important.
- Hi. - [speaking in alien language]
If you don't allow me to communicate with them you'll be defenseless forever.
[sighs]
[all grunting]
[grunts]
- Mercenaries will come... - To retrieve it...
in the transmatter box, and enter your DNA code.
[clangs and charges up]
- and philosophy. - [machine powering up]
If you're going to knock out copies of this baby for me,
Power, 20 megatons?
We were talking about the future.
[beeping]
- [grunting] - [exclaiming]
you mind giving us an update on the operation?
inside of you since the beginning?
Hey!
and denied access to the greatest market of knowledge and intelligence.
♪ Tell me you want me too 'Cause I'll give it all to you ♪
[shushing]
The City of a Thousand Planets, where for hundreds of years,
Put this on.
- Modest. - Brave.
Don't you have homework to do?
Through here.
The Converter is the last creature of his species,
- We know how humans work. - They're all so predictable.
General, you've been authorized by the council
Here. That's yours.
Yeah. Why not? They sell a zillion things here.
Commander, the planet is inhabited.
[growls]
[creatures humming]
Yes, like six million others.
[chuckles] I'm fine with competition.
Leaving exospace in five seconds.
[General Okto-Bar] Captain, we're locked on to you.
Valerian, you've got five seconds.
Valerian!
So, everybody please, get together,
You enter Big Market, you find the suspect's store,
You're gonna be a good boy, okay?
Laureline, I'm a soldier.
This is a weapon of mass destruction, and behind every weapon, there is a killer.
[grunting]
"I'm afraid of a kiss...
[Valerian] I'm not good at that.
♪ Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do ♪
I have a unit of K-tron that I personally trained...
Alex will pick you up.
♪ And the stars Look very different today ♪
Notify all units.