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♪ I gotta be a man I gotta be a man ♪
[grunts]
[beeping]
Meloine Meloine
Didn't you say you wanted to go to the beach?
It may be the shortest way, but it's not the easiest.
And don't touch anything.
Do you have what we asked for?
And we had much more serious things to worry about.
I'll find you, Federal Agent Valerian.
[Jolly] I don't know how long I can keep doing this.
I leave you my kingdom.
What did you expect me to do? It was the only way!
Major, their protective shield
Great.
- [Alex] Copy that. - Thanks.
If you help me find her, I'll set you free.
[gags]
but it has allowed us to let go of our anger toward those responsible.
Don't lose it. [chuckles]
You mean to tell me that you've had a woman
[gasping]
And you destroyed all the evidence that Major Samk had against you.
[Doghan Dagui 2] He took all that precious information...
- Suicidal. - Determined.
So we left you no choice but to steal the Converter,
[female electronic voice] Beginning descent in three minutes.
Game Over
Four...
Watch out!
a t Your Command
I think I lost them.
Noted, Major.
Okay, follow me. Please, put your helmets on.
but not exactly what I'm looking for right now.
♪ And the papers want to know Whose shirts you wear ♪
Love is more powerful than anything else, Valerian.
and I thought I could be that someone else for you.
♪ Because I am yours I want you If you want me too I want you ♪
[groaning]
[Bubble] I'm going to be sick.
♪ And I know being together We feel like forever ♪
I took a few detours when I was younger.
Nothing that you can get done in three minutes.
- But clearly... - You can.
Try to locate the Commander.
If I am to succeed in my new assignment, I need to know everything.
the living proof of his mistake.
because you really don't know what love is.
it used to be gillian southam curving her toenails in a buntail loop and driving up to the greenwood tavern but she quit so it would be merlyn gilbert taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
[man] Good. Sergeant Cooper will help you get in and recover the stolen property.
The planet no longer exists, and hasn't for 30 years.
This is not right.
There is no time for dumbass procedures! We are here with a whole species of people
Yes, sir.
[speaking in alien language] Let us give back to nature,
♪ Tell my wife I love her very much She knows ♪
- The... Down. The thing, down. - This one?
[Laureline] Valerian, answer me!
There's no sign of him.
[grunting]
Keep going. You're almost there.
[Valerian] Whoa!
Valerian, I'll be to your left at 3 o'clock.
Nothing's left. Just a gaping hole.
Who's the clever one now?
Witnesses of a past that humans want to erase and forget forever.
Tell me more about the planet.
Yeah. I lost it in a curve.
[converter chirping]
Forty seconds.
And please, put on some more appropriate clothing.
Whoo-hoo!
Huh. I...
I must've been injured during the fight.
You are an amazing woman, Laureline.
If we stop jamming signals, we are defenseless.
It's the trust you place in someone else,
Need our services?
Don't be such a grouch. It's decorative.
Good. Now slide your gun into my holster.
We're in the middle of the Dead Zone and we can breathe properly.
One more hour.
[together] You need a detailed map?
- Was? - Yes.
I'm allergic to feathers.
Okay. Okay, thanks.
[gasps]
it used to be amy winehouse smoking digarettes and watching the roses grow but she quit so it would be gayle barville taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Its weight and size now pose
By putting us to sleep and not hurting a single one of us!
Laureline!
[sighs]
lol
- A glamopod. - You are so lucky.
The Council has given you the green light.
Our thoughts and prayers go with you.
[beeps]
It's a direct order from the government, Commander.
So why don't we get you a nice treatment so you can get your mojo back?
[chuckling]
Lïho!
[humming]
wherever you may venture in space and time.
You're not going to shoot yourself, are you?
[metallic clang]
Okay, Valerian, you're near the Dead Zone.
Seven medals of honor.
the City of a Thousand Planets.
[exhales]
Put us on high alert,
♪ My love is calling You can't stop me roaring I'm soaring ♪
in accordance with the orders you gave.