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Is that not its duty? And mine?
Hi.
[grunts] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- You okay? - Yeah. Just a...
[ethereal music]
[all groan]
[Alex] Indeed. There's 10 times more power in that pearl than in our entire ship.
[Valerian] There she is.
[speaking alien language]
Admitting to an error on this scale
you must put on equipment available to you.
Take that.
Never mention this to anyone, okay?
Can we make a deal?
[Valerian] We're two hours away from vacation.
Okay.
I'm gonna ask for 10 days' leave right now,
[monitors beeping]
I can now answer any questions you may have
Follow me.
[chattering]
Will you stop complaining about my driving?
Wow.
I know you're attracted to me. Why deny the obvious?
Pearls.
[thumps on table]
I know all of Shakespeare by heart if you want.
What are you talking about? What list?
Their existence proves the contrary, doesn't it?
Diamonds are less valuable than baduls.
I'm not here to try on a stupid dress!
That's the last thing I feel like doing.
- [General Okto-Bar] Major? - Yeah.
[Valerian] Yeah, believe me, she's already the most important thing in my life.
Any idea to get me out of here?
We're a team.
I'm confused. Is this how love works?
- [grunts] - [gasping]
and the materials to build a vessel of our own.
There would have been immediate sanctions,
but we gotta report back to our people.
[animals squeaking and chittering]
How can I help you if you keep moving?
It's no wonder I wanna marry you.
All right, give it to 'em.
A record.
You got the wrong guy.
Or this species was deliberately deleted from the database.
Lïho!
Laureline, will you please put your hand back on the joystick?
- [Alex] Entering Red Zone. - [grunts]
They left with their spaceship. Everything's vanished.
They took the Commander. Here, take this. Free the General.
Okay, let's go.
It's the Commander.
- How much time left? - Ten seconds!
- Really? - Yup.
Soft as silk.
[laughs]
♪ Commencing countdown engines on ♪
That's not a crime.
[Alex] Manual disarmed.
Try to contact the General. Get everyone down here.
[speaking in alien language]
- [gunfire] - [grunts]
- [neck cracks] - [groans]
- Alpha. - Yes.
Da!
- Clear? - Crystal.
Wake up
and verify that the "U" for Human is full green, okay?
The Commander was there. He gave the orders.
are always attracted to galaxy-hopping bad boys like me.
- Mommy? - Da.
I heard their ridiculous story.
where the Major disappeared.
[all greeting in alien language]
[burps] What do you want?
[gasps]
Can't hurt.
- It's to avoid such situations... - That all of our information...
Look, this was a lot of fun,
And no time for this. I'll pass.
I am a soldier.
I'm dying to find out if what they say is true.
Look, that was really cool,
[screams]
- [Valerian] 81? - That's it. 81, straight.
We are survivors, but that makes us witnesses.
- Commander. - What's going on?
Zoom in.
Unbelievable.
I lost a lot of personnel getting this for you.
Most of those are coworkers, and that's it.
a t Your Command/تحت امرك
I never thought I'd see one in my lifetime.
[grunting]
- And? - [sighs]
Leading them into ruin and degradation? Forcing them to go backwards 1,000 years?
You don't even know what you'll do with the darn thing.
Mine.
Laureline, which one has the Commander on board?
- ♪ Stars are sweet ♪ - Good luck.
Affirmative. Alive and kicking!
[alarms wailing]
Father, there are hundreds of soldiers
Game Over!
You're not making any sense.
[women giggling]
[beeping]
Da! Da! Da! Da!
Zero trace of either.
Let's go!
Godspeed and good luck.
For free.
other people blindly fought out a brutal war.